Monday, February 26, 2007

If you're eMailing me in Russian...

You should know that your eMail is being unread and sent to the spam box. Please try to not take this personally. I do not hold it against you that you are Russian. I may hold it against you that you are foolishly trying to eMail me in a language I can not decipher.

Theoretically, I could use an on-line translate-o-tron to decode these messages, turning the whole thing into a Spy episode. On the other hand, I already get my fill of "v1agra" spam, and having spent time on the project would feel significantly let down.

So, here's hoping you haven't eMailed me your secret plans for a pocket fusion reactor.

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